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| 1 |
Free haircuts
- |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 2 |
Can I take his place?
- |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
212 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
214 |
0 |
| 4 |
Are you talking to me?
- |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1874 |
0 |
| 5 |
How's business?
- |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 6 |
What is his occupation?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
254 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
202 |
0 |
| 8 |
Trying to be impressive
- |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 9 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 10 |
Space photography
- |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 11 |
Free advice at social affairs?
- |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
229 |
0 |
| 12 |
I want to take money with me
- |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 13 |
When you know you must really be drunk
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
572 |
0 |
| 14 |
I suppose I earned enough
- |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
235 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lawyer's club
- |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is two plus two?
- |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
213 |
0 |
| 17 |
Were you ever arrested?
- |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 18 |
Who owns the cows?
- |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
222 |
0 |
| 19 |
Is there a way to thank you?
- |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
203 |
0 |
| 20 |
Leaving money for the dead
- |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
252 |
0 |
| 21 |
I want to appeal a case
- |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 22 |
Arguing effectively
- |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2502 |
0 |
| 23 |
From another planet
- |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 24 |
Japan is in trouble
- |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
547 |
0 |
| 25 |
What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
227 |
0 |
