| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
- A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
250 |
0 |
| 2 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2244 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
254 |
0 |
| 4 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
- After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
251 |
0 |
| 5 |
Serious desease
- A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
248 |
0 |
| 6 |
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
- Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
266 |
0 |
| 7 |
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
- Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
590 |
0 |
| 8 |
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
243 |
0 |
| 9 |
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2361 |
0 |
| 10 |
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
- What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
254 |
1 |
| 11 |
A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2211 |
0.5 |
| 12 |
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
- What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
585 |
0 |
| 13 |
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
- Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
220 |
0 |
| 14 |
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
- This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
348 |
0 |
| 15 |
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2499 |
0 |
| 16 |
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
- A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
242 |
0 |
| 17 |
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
- A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
315 |
1 |
| 18 |
There was this man in a mental hospital...
- There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
292 |
0 |
| 19 |
HEGS
- The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
352 |
0 |
| 20 |
Psychoanalysis
- One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
348 |
0 |
| 21 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
- Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new frien...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
356 |
0 |
| 22 |
My heart set...
- A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
0 |
| 23 |
Some problems
- A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approach...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
692 |
0 |
| 24 |
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lon...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
308 |
0 |
| 25 |
A memory problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2453 |
0 |
