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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
248 |
0 |
| 2 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
214 |
0 |
| 3 |
Free meat
- It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
| 4 |
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
- One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
| 5 |
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
- Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
131 |
0 |
| 6 |
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
232 |
0 |
| 7 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
247 |
0 |
| 8 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
212 |
0 |
| 9 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
233 |
0 |
| 10 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
230 |
0 |
| 11 |
Gimme some aspirin!
- Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
541 |
0 |
| 12 |
Ballroom please!
- This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
554 |
0 |
| 13 |
Forget your daughter...
- Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
| 14 |
African roulette
- A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
| 15 |
Barbie and G.I. Joe
- Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
255 |
0 |
| 16 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1980 |
0 |
| 17 |
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
- While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
251 |
1.5 |
| 18 |
Buy me bras!
- "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
597 |
0 |
| 19 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2076 |
0 |
| 20 |
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
563 |
0 |
| 21 |
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1949 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
288 |
0 |
| 23 |
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
- It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
| 24 |
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
- The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
