| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
- One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
239 |
0 |
| 2 |
Out of the Greek Myths
- The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
564 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is a breathanalyzer?
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
223 |
0 |
| 4 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2327 |
0 |
| 5 |
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...
- There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
254 |
0 |
| 6 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2360 |
0 |
| 7 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
3341 |
2.75 |
| 8 |
Two drunks walk into a bar...
- Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
277 |
0 |
| 9 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2156 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
- There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
271 |
2.5 |
| 11 |
Clearing it
- A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
286 |
0 |
| 12 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2441 |
0 |
| 13 |
How can you tell?
- "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
256 |
0 |
| 14 |
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
- What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
276 |
0 |
| 15 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2319 |
0 |
| 16 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2163 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
286 |
0 |
| 18 |
Drunk walks into elevator...
- Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
579 |
0 |
| 19 |
It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
326 |
0 |
| 20 |
A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2534 |
0 |
| 21 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2186 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2109 |
0 |
| 23 |
There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
- There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
265 |
0 |
| 24 |
5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
248 |
0 |
| 25 |
Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
246 |
0 |
