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Cannibal jokes
- What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride....Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He couldn't stop eating swedes....Read the whole joke |
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- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w...Read the whole joke |
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- A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
...Read the whole joke |
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- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove...Read the whole joke |
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- A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?...Read the whole joke |
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- A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do...Read the whole joke |
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- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they...Read the whole joke |
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- Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann...Read the whole joke |
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- When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c...Read the whole joke |
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- 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a h...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he loo...Read the whole joke |
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- First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl...Read the whole joke |
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- Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
...Read the whole joke |
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- Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The ...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans)....Read the whole joke |
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- How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!...Read the whole joke |
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- What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the...Read the whole joke |
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- Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!...Read the whole joke |
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