| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Somebody flunked elf school...
- 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bad Timing
- A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 3 |
Will you rember me??
- Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
2 |
| 4 |
4 nuns go to heaven
- Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in lin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
| 5 |
Restroom
- Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Wizard of Oz
- At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0.5 |
| 7 |
Smoking Dragon....
- Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 8 |
Aussies
- Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
346 |
0 |
| 9 |
Neutron Walks into a Bar...
- A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 10 |
Logical?
- In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 11 |
Cars that Start
- Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 12 |
Let me out!!!
- You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get ou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Parting of the Red Sea
- How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 14 |
In the graveyard!
- An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dyslexic Pimp
- Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
| 16 |
Greek tailor.
- An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
| 17 |
Yabba Dabba
- If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
721 |
0 |
| 18 |
Clothes make the person...?
- What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 19 |
A Blonde Kidnapper
- A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3187 |
0 |
| 20 |
Kinky Sex
- There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 21 |
Give 100% at Work
- Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
99 |
0 |
| 22 |
Arnold:the musical
- Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
757 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Drunk and the Nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bald Men
- Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
| 25 |
Snail Tracks
- Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
