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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?...Read the whole joke |
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538 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my
falling hair in
What about a matchbox!...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect
spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
dog!
Sit!...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0.5 |
| 12 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
my head show?
Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I
do about
it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor
You've got to
help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a
lot?...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
a woodworm
How boring for you!...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a
co...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
an
electric eel
That's shocking!...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
You can't get round me just like that you know!...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- The Doctor was
puzzled "I'm very
sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I
think it ...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
0 |
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0
- Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0.5 |
| 24 |
0
- A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
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0
- Patient: Doctor,
what should I do
if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
