| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Low Sex Drive
- An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 2 |
Let Me See
- A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 3 |
Plumbing
- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 4 |
Crackers?
- Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 5 |
Sight of Money
- I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 6 |
Leave a Specimen
- This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3220 |
0 |
| 7 |
Get A Boarder
- There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 8 |
Your Name Is Missing
- A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 9 |
Lawyer Source
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 10 |
Elderly Blonde
- Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
368 |
0 |
| 11 |
Too much Coffee
- You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
Sleep Well?
- Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 13 |
Money On the Side
- What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 14 |
Successful Operation
- One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 15 |
Paid By Medicaid
- A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
| 16 |
Nurses Revenge
- Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
| 17 |
Forever Patient
- A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 18 |
Green Circles
- A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Name is Rose
- It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 20 |
Food Order
- This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 21 |
Tired of male bashing?
- How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 22 |
New Virgin
- A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hair Growth
- A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a mal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
| 24 |
Colored Penis
- A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 25 |
Wrong Diagnosis
- A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
