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Baby jokes
- Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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- A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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- Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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- I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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- A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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- Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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- Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke |
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- Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke |
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- Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke |
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- How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag....Read the whole joke |
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- What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing....Read the whole joke |
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- When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop....Read the whole joke |
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- Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
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- Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
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- What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies....Read the whole joke |
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- Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
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- Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
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- A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
...Read the whole joke |
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