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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
- A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
| 2 |
Want some of this?
- Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is another term for cunnilingus?
- What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
132 |
0 |
| 4 |
A man, being on top of a woman...
- A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
136 |
0 |
| 5 |
So one sperm says to the other...
- So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
190 |
0 |
| 6 |
What the difference between true love and herpes?
- What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
213 |
0 |
| 7 |
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
- A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
577 |
0 |
| 8 |
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
234 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
- What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
189 |
0 |
| 10 |
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
- Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
- Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
131 |
0 |
| 12 |
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
- 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
| 13 |
On a very cold night...
- On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
107554 |
0 |
| 14 |
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
- Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
212 |
0 |
| 15 |
A small dissapointment
- Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
239 |
0 |
| 16 |
How do you make love to a fat girl?
- How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
139 |
0 |
| 17 |
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
- When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
139 |
0 |
| 18 |
What is the best thing about a blow job?
- What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
171 |
0 |
| 19 |
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
- What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
| 20 |
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
- This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
207 |
0 |
| 22 |
Stuck orgasm
- A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
| 23 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
226 |
0 |
| 24 |
There were two people having sex in a car...
- There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
235 |
0 |
| 25 |
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
135 |
0 |
