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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 2 |
Tuba jokes
- |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 3 |
Viola jokes
- |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 4 |
Fight between the musicians
- |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 5 |
Musicians on a sinking ship
- |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
223 |
0 |
| 6 |
Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
589 |
0 |
| 7 |
The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
737 |
0 |
| 8 |
Violin jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 9 |
The autograph book
- |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 10 |
Contacting a friend
- |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
326 |
0 |
| 11 |
Here is your punishment
- |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
640 |
0 |
| 12 |
Vocal jokes
- |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
335 |
0 |
| 13 |
This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
804 |
0 |
| 14 |
The amazing conductor
- |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 15 |
Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2949 |
0 |
| 16 |
Operas that never made it
- |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
313 |
0 |
| 17 |
Orchestra jokes
- |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 18 |
George Bernard Shaw
- |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 19 |
Playing music
- |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 20 |
Efficiency
- |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraR...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
338 |
0 |
| 21 |
May I speak to the conductor
- |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musi...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 22 |
Musical jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
316 |
0 |
| 23 |
Any last requests?
- |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
1996 |
0 |
| 24 |
Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
- |From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.9. "A...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
792 |
0 |
| 25 |
Glossary of music terms
- |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
360 |
0 |
