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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
- 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 2 |
I love you in 9 languages!
- HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
336 |
0 |
| 3 |
OLD is when...
- "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 4 |
Biblical constipation
- Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 5 |
New course for men!
- A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in jus...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 6 |
Keep the Motor Running
- It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 7 |
Rooster and Peanut Butter
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 8 |
I'll have nun of that!
- A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "G...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
| 9 |
This is bad...real bad!
- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dog Named Mypenis
- Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: Mype...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 11 |
What gender is a computer?
- An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 12 |
Create a Hallmark Moment!
- Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some thes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bottle fed baby?
- A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 14 |
The dinner guests!
- A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tiger woods in bed.
- On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husb...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 16 |
Letter from grandma
- One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 17 |
Love and Marriage!
- I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 18 |
What do you...
- What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 19 |
Courtroom ding-dongs!
- *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 20 |
Caught Speeding.
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 21 |
Down and dirty!
- A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with po...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
| 22 |
That's not fair!
- Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.Whe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
| 23 |
You are under arrest!
- A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 24 |
What's up Doc?
- Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 25 |
The truth about beer.
- Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
