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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Things never to say to a cop
- 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't reali...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mafia Job
- The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
428 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lipstick
- According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A num...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
| 4 |
Letter to God
- Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 5 |
Tail Light On Bike
- On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
716 |
0 |
| 6 |
In Deep Shit
- A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 7 |
Never argue with kids
- Excerpts from Readers's Digest. --------------------------------------------------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 8 |
Murphy's Law regarding Children
- 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 9 |
A Woman's Experience With Children
- For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
| 10 |
50 Things to Do in a Mall
- 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 11 |
200 Midgets
- The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather cause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 12 |
15 Ways to be Annoying
- 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cos...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
| 13 |
58 Newspaper Headlines
- 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Exper...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
73 |
0 |
| 14 |
Been In College Too Long...
- You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 15 |
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
- 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 16 |
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
- You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 17 |
A Daughter's Letter Home
- Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
| 18 |
Breaking and Entering
- A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 19 |
Criminal Mastermind
- An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 20 |
Almost Perfect Life
- An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
645 |
0 |
| 21 |
Books for College
- A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Prayer Before Dying
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 23 |
25 Fun Pool Activities
- 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
97 |
0 |
| 24 |
Coffee Addiction
- You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 25 |
Clever Teacher
- A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolera...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
