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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Happy Birthday...yech!
- Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
| 2 |
The New Priest
- A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 3 |
What's the difference...
- Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 4 |
Gems of Wisdom
- The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 5 |
Alot Alike
- Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
| 6 |
God being a man.
- Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 7 |
Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mamma's got back
- Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 9 |
Ventriliquist
- This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
641 |
0 |
| 10 |
The farmer's wife.
- So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 11 |
What's the diff...
- Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 12 |
Me Tarzan!
- Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 13 |
3 kids
- Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
| 14 |
Yo mamma's so stupid...
- Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 15 |
Make up your mind.
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 16 |
Hello
- Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 17 |
Best Pickup Lines I've Used
- The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lost Chapter In GENESIS....
- Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 19 |
Two Quickies.
- Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
| 20 |
One for the Mrs!
- An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 21 |
Princess Diana alive?!
- Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 22 |
No Jobs.
- Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
- A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 24 |
Biker boss in Heavan.
- Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 25 |
Pick your sport carefully.
- After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
