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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Name That Capital
- A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
601 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
- DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dying Wives!
- "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 4 |
Andy Rooney Quotes
- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
| 5 |
Together At Last
- Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 6 |
Universal excuse form.
- The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 7 |
Kid Sayings!
- A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dating Terms
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATIN...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 9 |
Words of Wisdom!
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place wher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 10 |
Jokes for the Ladies!
- Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the frid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Golden Urinal
- A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
654 |
0 |
| 12 |
Yo Mama\'s So Fat...
- Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
520 |
0 |
| 13 |
Three Proof That Jesus Was...
- Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 14 |
I Want To Be Weighed
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
682 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tech Support (Classic)
- "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
| 16 |
C & W Song Titles!
- The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
2 |
| 17 |
Horny Rooster
- A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 18 |
Wrong suggestion!
- A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does litt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 19 |
Say That Again
- It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 20 |
I Said the F Word
- A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
649 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mexican Funeral
- Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 22 |
Viagra Mickey Finn!
- An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
| 23 |
Victorias Secret...
- TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 24 |
Termite
- A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 25 |
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
652 |
0 |
