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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2896 |
0 |
| 2 |
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
292 |
0 |
| 3 |
It's so easy to milk a cow...
- It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
403 |
0 |
| 4 |
What has four legs and eight arms?
- Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
183 |
0 |
| 5 |
Two male flies are buzzing around...
- Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
229 |
0 |
| 6 |
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2779 |
0 |
| 7 |
Two goldfish are in a tank...
- Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
342 |
0 |
| 8 |
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
- Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
314 |
0 |
| 9 |
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
- What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
200 |
0 |
| 10 |
For all animal lovers out there
- For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
| 11 |
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
- What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
145 |
0 |
| 12 |
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2293 |
0 |
| 13 |
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2635 |
0 |
| 14 |
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
- Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
| 15 |
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
- What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
255 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
292 |
0 |
| 17 |
What does a lion call a antelope?
- What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
362 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dog washing
- A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
351 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
660 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
| 21 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
289 |
0 |
| 22 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2094 |
0 |
| 23 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
| 24 |
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
- What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
| 25 |
I've never understood why women love cats...
- I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
344 |
0 |
