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Internet jokes
- What did you say to the policeman who spent
eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with the
Internet?
The Site-anic....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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- What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant bread?
Spotted click...Read the whole joke |
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550 |
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- What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net curtains!...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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- What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
Internettles....Read the whole joke |
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543 |
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- What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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- What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed...Read the whole joke |
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579 |
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- Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feathe...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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- Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....but it grew on me!...Read the whole joke |
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- How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
He had to start from scratch....Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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- Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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- I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb.........Read the whole joke |
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196 |
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- If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd better, or it will be curtains for...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
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- Our website should have more colour, more
games, more sound!
Look, what more do you want? Blood...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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- What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own website....
Hyp, Hyp Hooray....Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
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- What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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- What did you think of our website?
A
little bit tacky....Read the whole joke |
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199 |
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- What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.crete....Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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- Where is Pinocchio's website?
On the
splinternet....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onlion King....Read the whole joke |
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570 |
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- Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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- Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright spark....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- You need to log on to the window repair
website!
I did - but it gave me a pane!...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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- I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining b...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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