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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Various animal jokes
- A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himse...Read the whole joke |
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544 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke |
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1231 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke |
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1183 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke |
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1203 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke |
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1128 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke |
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1109 |
0 |
| 7 |
Weather jokes
- You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke |
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349 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- 'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 12 |
Witch jokes
- What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service....Read the whole joke |
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195 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long glov...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray....Read the whole joke |
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215 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off....Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 17 |
Women jokes
- Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink....Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you...Read the whole joke |
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503 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke |
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504 |
0 |
| 22 |
Zodiac jokes
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi...Read the whole joke |
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1450 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the da...Read the whole joke |
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1142 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li...Read the whole joke |
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1196 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that eve...Read the whole joke |
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961 |
0 |
