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1 Fishing jokes
- What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!...Read the whole joke
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- What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !...Read the whole joke
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- What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !...Read the whole joke
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- Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !...Read the whole joke
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- What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !...Read the whole joke
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- Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !...Read the whole joke
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- What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !...Read the whole joke
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- Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and...Read the whole joke
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- Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them....Read the whole joke
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- Where do fish come from? Finland!...Read the whole joke
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- Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !...Read the whole joke
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- What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !...Read the whole joke
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- What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !...Read the whole joke
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- Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?...Read the whole joke
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- What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!...Read the whole joke
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- Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !...Read the whole joke
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- What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!...Read the whole joke
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- Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !...Read the whole joke
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- What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!...Read the whole joke
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- What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !...Read the whole joke
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- What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !...Read the whole joke
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- What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!...Read the whole joke
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