| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
Men |
272 |
0 |
| 2 |
What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke |
Men |
215 |
0 |
| 3 |
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
141 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
- Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke |
Men |
147 |
0 |
| 5 |
These two guys had just gotten divorces...
- These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke |
Men |
259 |
0 |
| 6 |
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
Men |
233 |
0 |
| 7 |
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke |
Men |
285 |
0 |
| 8 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke |
Men |
215 |
0 |
| 9 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men |
276 |
0 |
| 10 |
Is he still wrong?
- If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
282 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
598 |
0 |
| 12 |
Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2163 |
0 |
| 13 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
Men |
301 |
0 |
| 14 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
Men |
219 |
0 |
| 15 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
Men |
232 |
0 |
| 16 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
- Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
Men |
289 |
0 |
| 17 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why do men die before their wives?
- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke |
Men |
173 |
2 |
| 19 |
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
- Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke |
Men |
239 |
0 |
| 20 |
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
- Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
311 |
0 |
| 21 |
What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke |
Men |
295 |
0 |
| 22 |
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke |
Men |
158 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke |
Men |
275 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why do men name their penises?
- Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
152 |
0 |
| 25 |
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
- If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
249 |
0 |
