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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Elephants VI
- How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
290 |
0 |
| 2 |
Elephants VII
- What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
259 |
0 |
| 3 |
Elephants VIII
- What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
| 4 |
Elephants IX
- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
630 |
0 |
| 5 |
How to Catch a White Elephant
- How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
320 |
0 |
| 6 |
The best book on elephants
- The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
607 |
0 |
| 7 |
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
- Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
229 |
0 |
| 8 |
A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
257 |
0 |
| 9 |
A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2467 |
0 |
| 10 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2345 |
0 |
| 11 |
Punishment that fits the crime
- Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
240 |
0 |
| 12 |
Pray hard
- A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
| 13 |
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
| 14 |
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2297 |
0 |
| 15 |
German Shepard on Golf Course
- German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
312 |
0 |
| 16 |
Footless Parrot
- Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
575 |
0 |
| 17 |
A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2460 |
0 |
| 18 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
622 |
0 |
| 19 |
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
- There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
315 |
0 |
| 20 |
A robber was robbing a house...
- A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
543 |
0 |
| 21 |
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
264 |
0 |
| 22 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2036 |
1.5 |
| 23 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
| 24 |
Wife comes home to find the old man...
- Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
160 |
0 |
| 25 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
237 |
0 |
