| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Painting in the nude.
- Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 2 |
Best form of Birth Control
- What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 3 |
Speech to the deaf.
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are kee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bad Day?
- When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 5 |
Snow blower
- How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 6 |
Clinton Strikes again
- The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 7 |
Drink to Forget
- Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
- Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 9 |
Good Lawyers?
- What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 10 |
Smooth Flying
- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 11 |
Two Elderly Ladies
- Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 12 |
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 13 |
Air disaster
- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
638 |
0 |
| 14 |
You might be from a small town if:
- 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 15 |
The massage!
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 16 |
Microsoft 2000
- Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 17 |
A New Priest
- A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
323 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why did the fish blush?
- Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 19 |
Crossed
- What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 20 |
Big Red Truck
- There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come pu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 21 |
Flowers
- A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiting to be sized
- An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bill\'s Death
- Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to deat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 24 |
Glass of water.
- Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mime in the forest
- If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
