| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How old am I?
- A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 2 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
327 |
0 |
| 3 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
- A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
318 |
0 |
| 4 |
A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2399 |
1.75 |
| 5 |
A lost skill
- This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2406 |
0 |
| 6 |
A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2219 |
0 |
| 7 |
Who discovered North America?
- Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
238 |
0 |
| 8 |
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
- Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 9 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2053 |
0 |
| 10 |
A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2466 |
0 |
| 11 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 12 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
228 |
0 |
| 13 |
Gone fishing
- Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
284 |
0 |
| 14 |
Ear
- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
Children |
316 |
0 |
| 15 |
Following the sign
- Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
267 |
0 |
| 16 |
Quick and clear
- A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
Children |
305 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mom, can little girls have babies?
- Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
Children |
249 |
0 |
| 18 |
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
Children |
239 |
0 |
| 19 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
Children |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
Count till fifty
- The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
309 |
0 |
| 21 |
A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2078 |
2 |
| 22 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
290 |
0 |
| 23 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2060 |
0 |
| 24 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 25 |
A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2327 |
0 |
