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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why Black?
- A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised ever...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 2 |
Why White?
- A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 3 |
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
- "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 4 |
Wedding Definitions
- Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is foo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
| 5 |
Wedding Toasts 6
- The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 6 |
Wedding Toasts 5
- Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 7 |
Wedding Toasts 4
- I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 8 |
Wedding Toast 3
- Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
| 9 |
Wedding Toasts 2
- A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's jud...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 10 |
Wedding Toasts 1
- Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 11 |
Marriage Quotes 5
- Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun. - George Bernard ShawOne cardinal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 12 |
Marriage Quotes 4
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 13 |
Marriage Quotes 3
- A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 14 |
Cold Remedy
- A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the "Atlantic Monthly":At the fir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 15 |
Be A Smoker!
- Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 16 |
New Drug
- Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 17 |
New Medication
- Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 18 |
Hereditary Diarrhoea
- Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 19 |
Two Corpuscles
- Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 20 |
Too Young
- When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 21 |
Wrinke Removal
- An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0.5 |
| 22 |
Marriage Quotes 2
- Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Prof. Irwin Co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 23 |
Urine Resample
- A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 24 |
Power Of Observation
- It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
| 25 |
Ode To A Mammogram
- For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
