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Elephant jokes
- Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke |
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- Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke |
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- How
do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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- How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti....Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was under the elephants foot....Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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- What does a bald elephant
wear for a
toupee?
A sheep....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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- Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
caviar?
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
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- Why don't elephants like martinis?
Have
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke |
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526 |
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- Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke |
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- Why do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke |
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519 |
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- Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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Face jokes
- Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke |
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1079 |
0 |
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- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
make an
exception....Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke |
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- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke |
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- Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec...Read the whole joke |
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1084 |
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- Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke |
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- You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke |
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1042 |
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- First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:...Read the whole joke |
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1045 |
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- How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke |
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- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons...Read the whole joke |
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- My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines....Read the whole joke |
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