| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2036 |
1.5 |
| 2 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
| 3 |
Wife comes home to find the old man...
- Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
160 |
0 |
| 4 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
237 |
0 |
| 5 |
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
- Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
261 |
0 |
| 6 |
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1937 |
0 |
| 7 |
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
- Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
283 |
0 |
| 9 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
- Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
302 |
0 |
| 10 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2044 |
0 |
| 11 |
Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
236 |
0 |
| 12 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2290 |
0 |
| 13 |
With best intentions
- As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
134 |
0 |
| 14 |
Excerpts from the rural life
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
252 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2269 |
0 |
| 16 |
Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
| 17 |
You know why a dog licks his ass?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
269 |
0 |
| 18 |
The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
382 |
0 |
| 19 |
Beware of dog!
- Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
296 |
0 |
| 20 |
This man goes into the doctor with his...
- This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
243 |
0 |
| 21 |
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
346 |
0 |
| 22 |
A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2811 |
0 |
| 23 |
Two guys go hunting...
- Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
169 |
0 |
| 24 |
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
- How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
309 |
0.5 |
| 25 |
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2254 |
0 |
