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#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Boring! - \|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	614	0
2	worm's favorite band - \|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	623	0
3	The Apple Corps! - \|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	668	0
4	Noah's Ark in an apple - \|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	298	0
5	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	352	0
6	police glow worm - \|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	679	0
7	which end of a worm is which - \|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	284	0
8	make a glow worm happy - \|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	634	0
9	Where in earth have you been! - \|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	663	0
10	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	721	0
11	Equal positive integers - \|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive intege...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	246	0
12	Numbers equal zero - \|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2 - b^2 = ab - ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	228	0
13	Three is equal to four - \|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reo...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	321	0
14	Dollars equal cents - \|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	567	0
15	Dollars equal ten cents - \|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cen...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	302	0
16	N equals N plus one - \|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	305	0
17	One plus one are two - \|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	267	0
18	Four is equal to five - \|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 94 = 5^2 - 954^2 - 94 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 95 + 8...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	272	0
19	All numbers are equal - \|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	2629	0.5
20	One is negative one - \|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can dispro...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	586	0
21	Log negative one zero - \|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	285	0
22	Proof E equal to one - \|Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pi*i) = f^(2...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	260	0
23	One equal to one half - \|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+.....Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	547	0
24	Crocodile is longer - \|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	263	0
25	Math is turning bad - \|"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	574	0

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