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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
- What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 2 |
A pile of one liners!
- Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 3 |
If You Love Something....
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 4 |
The new nun
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 5 |
In the bar.
- A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 6 |
The virgin and the farmer boy.
- There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 7 |
Book Titles
- "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 8 |
A duck
- What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
677 |
0 |
| 9 |
Heavy metal guitarist
- Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 10 |
Siblings......
- Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 11 |
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
- Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lesbian Love
- What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dairy Queen
- How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
| 14 |
Why don\'t Blondes...?
- Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 15 |
The beloved old man.
- There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 16 |
I Will Not
- I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
| 17 |
God and Gay People
- If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 18 |
Big mix-UP
- One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 19 |
Escaping from a lion
- Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
- What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 21 |
Heaven Help Us
- Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 22 |
Saddam and Clinton
- What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
620 |
0 |
| 23 |
National Anthem
- Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Best Time?
- When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 25 |
The new car.
- There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
