| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Suck It In
- I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 2 |
Last Commandment
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
323 |
0 |
| 3 |
Nice Car!
- A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls dow...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 4 |
Magicians Secret
- During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one espe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
| 5 |
Lessons from Noah\\\'s Ark
- Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
| 6 |
After You
- My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 7 |
Coach Wants A Raise
- The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 8 |
Fired Up
- A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
| 9 |
Good News At Work
- A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my ne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 10 |
Letters To Landlord
- Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 11 |
Parking Problem
- A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 12 |
Toughening Up
- My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 13 |
\\\'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
- adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun prince...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 14 |
I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III)
- More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
427 |
0 |
| 15 |
Random Ramblings!
- ** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. ** Atheism - A non-prop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 16 |
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
- The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 17 |
No Fishing!
- A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 18 |
Punctuation Changes!
- Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 19 |
Name That Restaurant!
- A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bejewelled Portrait
- Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 21 |
Get Me Another Lawyer
- Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Bec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 22 |
Reasoning Test
- Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
2 |
| 23 |
Adam Accused By Eve!
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
| 24 |
Poachers\' Revenge
- The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 25 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt IV)
- Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
