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1	Computer jokes - Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	306
2	0 - Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	603
3	0 - Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	337
4	0 - Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning lab...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	646
5	0 - Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	319
6	0 - Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	341
7	0 - Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a bo...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	343
8	0 - Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pent...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	297
9	0 - What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	308
10	0 - This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	210
11	0 - A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	240
12	0 - If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operat...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	405
13	0 - Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPer...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	373
14	0 - What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	341
15	0 - What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	653
16	0 - Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	323
17	0 - What is a computer virus? A terminal illness....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	676
18	0 - To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	290
19	0 - Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	649
20	0 - Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	344
21	0 - My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	615
22	0 - The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	412
23	0 - Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	312
24	0 - How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	350
25	0 - A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	276

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