| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Standing Still
- During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 2 |
French Fighter Pilot
- Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
- NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and "WildLife" Sec. 12001. A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Absent Minded Doctor
- A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 5 |
Signs you\'ve grown up!
- 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
| 6 |
Too Much!
- A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to eac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 7 |
Tasty Lawyer?
- The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Scottsman!
- What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rol...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 9 |
More Darwin Awards!
- THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 10 |
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
- The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
| 11 |
Tech Support
- Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
351 |
0 |
| 12 |
Famous Sports Quotes.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |
| 13 |
An Email From God!
- One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 14 |
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
- The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
73 |
0 |
| 15 |
The great escape!
- A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brun...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 16 |
Airline Funnies!
- Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their oth...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
| 17 |
Women\'s T-Shirt Sayings!
- * I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? * I don't bel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 18 |
Male/Female Definitions!
- THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 19 |
Duh!
- Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 20 |
BIG Trouble!
- A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always gett...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 21 |
Proof Santa is a Woman!
- Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Road Runner
- The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 23 |
24 Hours to Live.
- After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
| 24 |
Pet Peeves!
- Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genital...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 25 |
Tough guy eh?
- A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
