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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Food
jokes
- When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
w...Read the whole joke |
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144 |
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| 2 |
Food jokes
- In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention suc...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
found themselves
being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke |
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541 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A lady was picking through the
frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big en...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A friend and I were standing in line at a
fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
T...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.
"Here," h...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandw...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Ma...Read the whole joke |
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390 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever rema...Read the whole joke |
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357 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing s...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Q. What's worse
than finding a worm in the
apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm....Read the whole joke |
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682 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog....Read the whole joke |
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404 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- What's red and invisible?
No
tomatoes....Read the whole joke |
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438 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grapefruit....Read the whole joke |
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405 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What's the difference between a homeless and a
pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four....Read the whole joke |
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390 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook....Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
0
- I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti....Read the whole joke |
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390 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it....Read the whole joke |
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386 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it....Read the whole joke |
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413 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I ...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep....Read the whole joke |
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711 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day....Read the whole joke |
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409 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster....Read the whole joke |
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408 |
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