| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 2 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
254 |
0 |
| 3 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
43948 |
3.369140625 |
| 4 |
There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
569 |
0 |
| 5 |
Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 6 |
Seeing Eye Dog
- A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 7 |
Got Any Grapes?
- A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
308 |
0 |
| 8 |
Grape and Elephant
- Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
427 |
0 |
| 9 |
Legion Camel #1
- A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 10 |
Legion Camel #2
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 11 |
Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 12 |
Moles
- A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 13 |
elephant sex
- Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
359 |
0 |
| 14 |
King of the Jungle
- Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 15 |
2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
113 |
0 |
| 16 |
Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1553 |
2.5 |
| 17 |
The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 18 |
CHICKEN
- Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Bunny and the Snake
- Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
344 |
0 |
| 20 |
i got a referal
- I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
822 |
0 |
| 21 |
Toilet
- Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party t...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 22 |
Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 23 |
Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
1774 |
2.75 |
| 24 |
Who is Drunk?????
- The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 25 |
Two Irish Men in A bar
- There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
340 |
0 |
