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Christmas jokes
- What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !...Read the whole joke |
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- How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?
Stacks !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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- How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
party ?
Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
party ?
It was a scream !...Read the whole joke |
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- What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
?
Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don'...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of yo...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor,
Doctor I'm scared of Father
Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke |
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- My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
someth...Read the whole joke |
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- I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!...Read the whole joke |
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- I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born in...Read the whole joke |
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- I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke |
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- What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...Read the whole joke |
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- Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke |
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- What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing
to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
F...Read the whole joke |
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- What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime !...Read the whole joke |
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- Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lad...Read the whole joke |
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- Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd...Read the whole joke |
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- Father Christmas:
What's your favourite
Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that stea...Read the whole joke |
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- Father Christmas:I
like the story about
the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to
...Read the whole joke |
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- Father Christmas: What's your
favourite
Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures...Read the whole joke |
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- Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Chris...Read the whole joke |
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