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Bus jokes
- How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
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- Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke |
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- As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
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- When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
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- A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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- Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke |
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- Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke |
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- Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, ...Read the whole joke |
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- What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!...Read the whole joke |
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- Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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- Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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- Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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- 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke |
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- Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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- Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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- Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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- What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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- What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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- What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !...Read the whole joke |
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572 |
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- Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when ...Read the whole joke |
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