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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Voodoo
- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
| 2 |
What is your date of birth?
- Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
| 3 |
On Jeopardy
- On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 4 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
- What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
| 5 |
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
- Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
| 6 |
What is grosser than gross?
- Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 7 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
| 8 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
- The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
| 9 |
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
- An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
418 |
0 |
| 10 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
- A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
| 11 |
Many moons
- There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
| 12 |
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
- What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 13 |
Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 14 |
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
- Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why do Farts stink?
- Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 16 |
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
- Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 17 |
What does ADIDAS stand for?
- What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 18 |
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...
- Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 19 |
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
- Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 20 |
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
- What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 21 |
What to do
- Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 22 |
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
- What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 23 |
The man walked past the armored car and hears...
- The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
| 24 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 25 |
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
- A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
