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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
- YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 2 |
Anything you want!
- A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
| 3 |
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
- What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 4 |
The rain cloud.
- What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mattresses
- At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blonde's Revenge
- What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Job Interview
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 8 |
A bat joke.
- A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3180 |
0 |
| 9 |
Baking humor
- Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 10 |
Aggies
- Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
| 11 |
Things adults learn from their kids.
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 12 |
Up, or down?
- There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0.5 |
| 13 |
Blonde male
- A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marooned
- An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 15 |
Top ten things women would do ...
- TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 16 |
Top ten things men would do if ...
- TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 17 |
Penquins on Tour
- A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 18 |
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
- If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 19 |
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
- She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bouncer
- Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Chicken's
- What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 22 |
Hikers meet headhunters.
- So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 23 |
Kids
- Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
| 24 |
Hard of Hearing Genie
- OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 25 |
Seagulls
- Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(bay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
