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| 1 |
Europe English
- |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
420 |
0 |
| 2 |
Tips to improve your writing
- |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 3 |
A lecture about English
- |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2171 |
0 |
| 4 |
Types of computer viruses
- |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
610 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 6 |
Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
226 |
0 |
| 7 |
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 8 |
Floppy disk care
- |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
313 |
0 |
| 9 |
The problem is at your end
- |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
- |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 11 |
Some possible computer bumper stickers
- |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 12 |
Have a Microsoft Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
716 |
0 |
| 13 |
Diary of a computer lamer
- |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
308 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 15 |
Error codes in Windows
- |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
624 |
0 |
| 16 |
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 17 |
The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
469 |
0 |
| 18 |
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
- |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
604 |
0 |
| 19 |
Car break trouble
- | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 20 |
Alice is in UNIX land
- |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2376 |
0 |
| 21 |
Husband 1.0
- |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 22 |
Great news for Bill Gates
- |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ve...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
286 |
0 |
| 23 |
Confusion about Y2K
- |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 24 |
Software development cycle
- |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 25 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software
- |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
277 |
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