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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Piano jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bach in a Minuet
- |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
580 |
0 |
| 3 |
Piccolo joke
- |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
586 |
0 |
| 4 |
That was no piccolo
- |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 5 |
Saxophone jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
287 |
0 |
| 6 |
Trombone jokes
- |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 7 |
Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 8 |
Tuba jokes
- |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 9 |
Viola jokes
- |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 10 |
Fight between the musicians
- |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 11 |
Musicians on a sinking ship
- |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
223 |
0 |
| 12 |
Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
589 |
0 |
| 13 |
The insane conductor
- |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
737 |
0 |
| 14 |
Violin jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 15 |
The autograph book
- |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 16 |
Contacting a friend
- |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
326 |
0 |
| 17 |
Here is your punishment
- |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
640 |
0 |
| 18 |
Vocal jokes
- |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
335 |
0 |
| 19 |
This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
804 |
0 |
| 20 |
The amazing conductor
- |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 21 |
Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2950 |
0 |
| 22 |
Operas that never made it
- |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 23 |
Orchestra jokes
- |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 24 |
George Bernard Shaw
- |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 25 |
Playing music
- |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
