| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Again
- Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 2 |
Rising Temperature
- Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 3 |
Swallowed a Pillow
- Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 4 |
Coin Swallowing
- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 5 |
Blonde Nurse?
- Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blonde Doctor?
- Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 7 |
Beneficial Alzheimers
- What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bad News 6
- This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bad News 5
- This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bad News 4
- Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bad News 3
- Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bad News 1
- Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad new...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
| 13 |
Adjust the Chair
- A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 14 |
Depressed Dentist
- What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 15 |
How can you tell Doc?
- A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 16 |
A Tool
- A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth... a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
728 |
0 |
| 17 |
Painful Screams
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
417 |
0 |
| 18 |
Yes or No
- Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
452 |
0 |
| 19 |
Greatest Pain
- One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 20 |
You Have VD
- What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 21 |
Honda, Honda!
- A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 22 |
Careful Now
- Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 23 |
The parrot who wouldn\\\'t talk.
- A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mercy Hospital
- Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 25 |
Multi-syllable words
- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
