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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
- In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
583 |
0 |
| 2 |
ZHow offensive is that?
- How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
274 |
0 |
| 3 |
The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
249 |
0 |
| 4 |
Soap dispenser
- Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
269 |
0 |
| 5 |
Pastime for Passover
- Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
235 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
- Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
238 |
0 |
| 7 |
Show him your cross
- Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
867 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
522 |
0 |
| 9 |
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
- A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2005 |
0 |
| 10 |
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
- Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
156 |
0 |
| 11 |
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
- One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
220 |
0 |
| 12 |
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
- Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
| 13 |
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
- Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
156 |
0 |
| 14 |
Got a second?
- God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
263 |
0 |
| 15 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
172 |
0 |
| 16 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
219 |
0 |
| 17 |
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
208 |
0 |
| 18 |
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
500 |
0 |
| 19 |
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
237 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
242 |
0 |
| 21 |
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2173 |
0 |
| 22 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
- A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
206 |
0 |
| 23 |
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
- What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
283 |
0 |
| 24 |
What was the First Commandment?
- What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
252 |
0 |
| 25 |
What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
265 |
0 |
