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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
'Twas the Night After Christmas
- |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the bee...Read the whole joke |
Other Jokes |
125 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2640 |
0 |
| 3 |
Politically Correct Santa
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 4 |
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2976 |
0.5 |
| 6 |
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
609 |
0 |
| 7 |
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
- |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 8 |
Did Santa Give You That Present?
- |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 9 |
Enter the Pearly Gates
- |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
663 |
0 |
| 10 |
Lost X Files Christmas episode
- |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 11 |
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
- |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
600 |
0 |
| 12 |
A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2793 |
0 |
| 13 |
Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
- |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 14 |
Some Musical Christmas Advice
- |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
604 |
0 |
| 15 |
The first reindeer seen in a bar
- |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 16 |
The strange Christmas scene
- |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
581 |
0 |
| 17 |
The night before Christmas for an attorney
- |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
329 |
0 |
| 18 |
Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 19 |
'Twas the Night before Finals
- |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
165 |
0 |
| 20 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
- |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
340 |
0 |
| 21 |
The twelve days after Christmas
- |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 22 |
Revised Christmas days
- |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
612 |
0 |
| 23 |
Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2614 |
0 |
| 24 |
An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2633 |
0 |
| 25 |
Your father is drunk
- |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
945 |
0 |
