| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What has two legs and bleeds?
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
116 |
0 |
| 2 |
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
- What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
352 |
0 |
| 3 |
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
109 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
121 |
0 |
| 5 |
How do you catch a polar bear?
- How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
340 |
0 |
| 6 |
Snake joke
- First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
| 7 |
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
- This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
310 |
0 |
| 8 |
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
676 |
0 |
| 9 |
A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2261 |
0 |
| 10 |
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
- There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
283 |
0 |
| 11 |
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
- What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
230 |
0 |
| 12 |
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
- Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
273 |
0 |
| 13 |
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
330 |
0 |
| 14 |
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
- Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
240 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bying a horse
- This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
831 |
0 |
| 16 |
There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
243 |
0 |
| 17 |
Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
114 |
0 |
| 18 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
293 |
0 |
| 19 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
296 |
0 |
| 20 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
622 |
0 |
| 21 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
177 |
0 |
| 23 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
- There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
315 |
0 |
| 24 |
Pet owners
- There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
333 |
0 |
| 25 |
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
- What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
256 |
0 |
