| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What occurs twice in a lifetime...
- What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
525 |
0 |
| 2 |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
- What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
16 |
0 |
| 4 |
A dilemma
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 5 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 6 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...
- This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1126 |
0 |
| 7 |
Why did the punk cross the road?
- Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 8 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
- Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
861 |
0 |
| 9 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 10 |
Politically correct seasons greetings
- POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 11 |
A wise choice
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
819 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two attorneys went into a diner...
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
150 |
0 |
| 13 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
199 |
0 |
| 14 |
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1956 |
0 |
| 15 |
Satanic Barney Proof
- Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
241 |
0 |
| 16 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
| 17 |
Sister Margaret died...
- Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
280 |
0 |
| 18 |
Preserving the Egg of Life
- Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
291 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
215 |
0 |
| 20 |
Love Jesus
- Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
| 21 |
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
- Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
386 |
0 |
| 22 |
Stress-Relieving Prayer
- Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
212 |
0 |
| 23 |
An unfortunate coincidence
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
271 |
0 |
| 24 |
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1682 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
239 |
0 |
