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#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke	Animal World	309	0.5
2	A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2253	0
3	What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke	Animal World	272	0
4	Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke	Animal World	128	0
5	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	124	0
6	A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... - A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2262	0
7	A New York boy was being led through the swamps... - A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke	Animal World	254	0
8	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke	Animal World	334	0
9	If I have a rooster and you have a donkey... - If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke	Animal World	586	0
10	What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? - What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1263	0
11	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke	Animal World	602	0
12	How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? - How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1308	0
13	One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost... - One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1198	0
14	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke	Animal World	134	0
15	Two men were walking along the street when... - Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sur...Read the whole joke	Animal World	167	0
16	Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts... - Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...Read the whole joke	Animal World	569	0
17	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1271	0
18	What has two legs and bleeds? - What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke	Animal World	116	0
19	What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke	Animal World	352	0
20	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke	Animal World	109	0
21	Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	121	0
22	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	340	0
23	Snake joke - First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	295	0
24	Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine - This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	310	0
25	A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo... - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke	Animal World	676	0

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