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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
- Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke |
Children |
225 |
0 |
| 2 |
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke |
Children |
327 |
0 |
| 3 |
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2288 |
0 |
| 4 |
A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke |
Children |
1758 |
0 |
| 5 |
Silly superstition
- "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirtee...Read the whole joke |
Children |
326 |
0 |
| 6 |
How do you make a gay baby cry?
- How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass....Read the whole joke |
Children |
262 |
0 |
| 7 |
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
- A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
255 |
0 |
| 8 |
A poor little girl was begging in the street...
- A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke |
Children |
349 |
0 |
| 9 |
A priest is walking down the street one day when...
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke |
Children |
286 |
0 |
| 10 |
Everything we need
- A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...Read the whole joke |
Children |
397 |
0 |
| 11 |
A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
293 |
0 |
| 12 |
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
- A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke |
Children |
359 |
0 |
| 13 |
After putting her children to bed, a mother...
- After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke |
Children |
322 |
0 |
| 14 |
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
- When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
Children |
302 |
0 |
| 15 |
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
Children |
346 |
0 |
| 16 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
- Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
Children |
301 |
0 |
| 17 |
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
- A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke |
Children |
641 |
0 |
| 18 |
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
- Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke |
Children |
345 |
0 |
| 19 |
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
- Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
636 |
0 |
| 20 |
Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
Children |
300 |
0 |
| 21 |
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2092 |
0 |
| 22 |
Like father like son
- Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
Children |
332 |
0 |
| 23 |
How old am I?
- A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 24 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
327 |
0 |
| 25 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
- A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
318 |
0 |
