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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Sibling Stories
- From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 2 |
No Oranges
- Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 3 |
No Worms Please!
- A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 4 |
Tired On 1 April
- Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bottom Start
- Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 6 |
Black Eye
- Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 7 |
Crew Cut
- What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 8 |
Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
767 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is a Teenager?
- By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 10 |
No Batteries?
- Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast aslee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 11 |
High On a Plane
- A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead Kitten
- A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 13 |
Swallowed A Penny
- My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 14 |
Brushing the Child
- If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 15 |
Naming Children
- After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
| 16 |
Darn Candle!
- On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 17 |
Great Singer
- From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 18 |
Don\\\'t Pee In the Pool
- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mutated Gene
- All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 20 |
Miller Time
- My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 21 |
Disposition To Have Children
- A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 22 |
Question On Breastfeeding
- While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
377 |
0 |
| 23 |
Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting
- Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
443 |
0 |
| 24 |
Out the window!
- There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mother In Law Misses Train
- A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chattin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
