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1 Christmas jokes
- How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke
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- Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke
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- One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke
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- What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke
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- I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke
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- A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke
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- Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke
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- I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke
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- What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke
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- How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke
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- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke
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- Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. Wha...Read the whole joke
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- Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke
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- What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke
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- ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke
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- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish....Read the whole joke
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- If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke
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- Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side....Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke
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- JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke
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- ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke
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- How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke
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- Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....Read the whole joke
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- Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph...Read the whole joke
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- What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!...Read the whole joke
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