| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Giving sad news to a troop
- |The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died y...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 2 |
Requesting a three day pass
- |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Ar...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
629 |
0 |
| 3 |
Giving very odd excuses
- |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 4 |
Change your course now
- |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
968 |
0 |
| 5 |
Recruiting any and all pilots
- |The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
375 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bragging about old times
- |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 7 |
My men are very brave
- |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
349 |
0 |
| 8 |
Speaking with the general
- |It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A Gener...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
328 |
0 |
| 9 |
Reward these soldiers for their work
- |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
652 |
0 |
| 10 |
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
- |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
764 |
2.5 |
| 11 |
Landing at a hidden military base
- |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
741 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lease nuclear weapons
- |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 13 |
New weapon Chicken Gun
- |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 14 |
Commanding the dumb
- |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 15 |
Give chocolate pudding
- |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 16 |
Indian chief's signal
- |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 17 |
Marines and the police
- |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
247 |
0 |
| 18 |
Army needs new recruits
- |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
2006 |
0 |
| 19 |
Give us new missiles
- |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
674 |
0 |
| 20 |
Daddy is going to war
- |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
608 |
0 |
| 21 |
Trouble sleeping
- |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 22 |
Low self-esteem
- |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
248 |
0 |
| 23 |
Loud, mad, or sad
- |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 24 |
Historic Custer battle
- |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 25 |
Piloting your plane
- |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
256 |
0 |
