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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Learn how to talk southern
- Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 2 |
Little johnny at school
- One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
Your mom is soooo fat...
- Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
| 4 |
Your mom is so fat...
- Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 5 |
Woman
- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
| 6 |
Affluance
- A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
| 7 |
Stinky momma.
- Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
- Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around ura...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 9 |
FROG
- What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0.5 |
| 10 |
Celebration
- A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 11 |
Whom To Marry
- There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two Black Eyes
- Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably cu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 13 |
If You Love The Lord
- The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Duck Hunt
- One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 15 |
Colors of Your Sex
- If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
1 |
| 16 |
Wife
- What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 17 |
Messed up teeth
- Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
444 |
0 |
| 18 |
Throw Up!
- Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 19 |
Conflict of Interest
- Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 20 |
Learning to Cuss
- Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 21 |
Who's Child?
- One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 22 |
Sex Statistics
- A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 23 |
Engineer Cookie Recipe
- Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 24 |
No Smoking Here
- A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 25 |
Athletic Sperm
- Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
